破处之旅  性爱之旅 / 冬甩处男

我还是很喜欢这种美国性喜剧，因为够疯狂。
喜欢美国那种自信、胆大妄为和洒脱。每次看这种电影的时候都在想，为什么自己就不够疯狂呢？
想做婊子，但是又顾忌着自己的牌坊，感觉自己就像是伊安，一直想出轨，想成为兰斯那样的人，但内心的保守却不允许这样，只好看着电影，暗地疯狂。想想，自己可能就是闷骚，心中就是有着那么的疯狂因子。
以后继续看这种片，起码能把自己的疯狂因子给激活一下，别活得那么闷了。

所谓的青春电影，第一次当然是经典噱头。然后大概就是青梅竹马“蓦然回首，竟在灯火阑珊处”。这部两个都占全，可是故事实在太寻常，只好多多加入女人上半身和男人下半身。那个不时出来抢镜头的裸女实在囧啊。

所谓的青梅竹马红粉蓝袖，究竟有没有好结果？
记得看dawsen's creek，第一季结局dawsen终于发现一直在身边那个女孩的美和爱，两人紧紧相拥，我感动到不行——回头一看下几季剧情两人分了又合、他俩加另两个两男两女交换排列组合顿时一口血喷出来。
年轻时候那点事儿，总觉得比天大，总相信前途一定是光明的，结果……回头时谁没有点沧桑情绪啊。
那是不是爱情姑且不论，只是一生太长，坚持太难。

如果有一个非常非常要好的朋友，如果你的性别落在他的选择范围之内，那么“喜欢他要不要说出口”？这个话题，简直太经典了。（qaf也可以套用……）
监狱里那位语重心长的蹲坑老太太，不也一样充满了深深的怀念之气么……
反正，如果是我，是抱着“宁可不会更好，也不可变坏”的悲观态度的。

Randy: What's Up?
Andy: What's Up, what's up?
Randy: You wanna party?

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Andy: Hey babe, you wanna party?
Girl: I'm AT a party.
Randy: You wanna make out with us?

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Randy: You wear thong underpants?
Andy: You want us to take our shirts off?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: Is your mom hot too?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: What's your address?
Randy: You like pizza?

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Randy: What's up, what's up?
Andy: What's up, what's up?
Fundraising Girl: Hi, I'm collecting for the under-privileged children of Ecuador. Would you like to help?
Randy: You wanna party?
Fundraising Girl: Um, I'm kinda working right now.
Andy: When are you done?
Randy: Yeah, what are you doing after?
Fundraising Girl: I have a church thing tonight
Andy: Kick-ass, we'll come.
Randy: Yeah, where is it?

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Randy: [shouting] There are people in the vehicle.

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Randy: You should bang her. We would.
Andy: Dude, we would bang her so hard!
Randy: Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!
Andy: Yeah, hard!
Randy: With our dicks!
Andy: Our dicks are huge!
Randy: You can see them from space!

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Randy: I'm uncircumcised.
Girl: Fuck off.

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Randy: So where's Felecia?
Andy: Felatia. Yeah.
Ian: She's in the...
Andy: FelaaaCHA. You bangin' her?
Ian: We're just friends.
Randy: I'm uncircumcised!
Girl: Fuck off.
Randy: Wait, I thought you took her to prom?
Ian: Yeah, but it was a just friends kinda thing.
Randy: You should bang her. We would.
Andy: Dude, we would bang her so hard!
Randy: Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!
Andy: Yeah, hard!
Randy: With our dicks!
Andy: Our dicks are huge!
Randy: You can see them from space!

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Ian: Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?
Randy: Cause we're the shit.
Andy: Yeah, you oughtsta know that, betch.

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Andy: You gotta get over the monkey.

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Randy: Oh, what's up, what's up?
Andy: What's up what's up?

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Ian: Hey, uh, can I ask you guys a question?
Randy: You just did!
Ian: Can I ask you guys another question?
Andy: You just did again!

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Andy: Why dontcha take a picture Ian?
Randy: Yeah, and post it on total fucking awesomeness dot com!
Andy: Backslash we rule!
Randy: Wheredja come up with that?

一开始出现的编导，不断穿插的裸胸与机机，我还以为是低俗版的《欧洲任我行》呢，剧情也的确差不多。
比起《欧洲任我行》中走马观花似的展示欧洲各国风貌，以及不断喷薄的笑点，这部的肯定是比不过的，外加没字幕，看的时候笑点就更缺乏了……
要说的时候半截，各路人马齐集的时候，这是在临摹盖·瑞奇吧，好歹把故事讲圆了，可喜可贺。
另外，4星的原因，那个牛奶妹很萌啊！

很pp的小丫头 86年的
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1468739/

在final destination3还是配角，这里就能扛大梁了。
两颗门牙很cute